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{"type":"general","setup":"What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?","punchline":"200 Dollars.","id":149}

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{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}

{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"What is the hardest part about sky diving?","punchline":"The ground.","id":245}

{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"What do birds give out on Halloween?","punchline":"Tweets.","id":187}

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{"type":"general","setup":"What did one ocean say to the other ocean?","punchline":"Nothing, they just waved.","id":425}

{"type":"general","setup":"Where do rabbits go after they get married?","punchline":"On a bunny-moon.","id":286}

{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?","punchline":"A stick.","id":193}

{"fact":"The average cat can jump 8 feet in a single bound, nearly six times its body length!","length":83}

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